Darla heard the door unlock and it suddenly occurred to her why there were 2 beds in the room.
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Get to know him they said.
He’s a nice guy they said.
It will be good for your career they said.
Yeah, right. As long as I keep spreading my legs and sucking cock…
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I’m very sorry sir, the delay was unavoidable. Would you like to wait in the full service VIP Platinum Lounge? Excellent. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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